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2025 2
October 2
  • Forgive Me, Readers, for I Have Sinned

    A confessional return to blogging after over a year of silence, exploring the tension between living life and documenting it, and the eternal question of what we want to leave behind.

  • That Look in Sleepaway Camp III

    A quick dive into that fleeting moment when Angela Baker breaks the fourth wall in Sleepaway Camp III, and what it reveals about horror cinema and audience complicity.

2024 3
April 1
  • Cannot Not Helldivers

    A reflection on being busy with life changes and gaming, featuring thoughts on Helldivers 2's dark themes, excellent gameplay, and the challenge of balancing time between writing, gaming, and new adventures.

February 1
  • History Fascinates, Appalls, and Resonates

    Exploring the rich history of Bremerton, WA through stories of crime, innovation, and community resilience. A personal journey into local history and the connections between past and present.

January 1
2023 63
December 5
  • 2023 - Week 52 - After 52 Weeks a Smackles Form

    Year-end reflections on 2023, Christmas celebrations, and looking forward to 2024.

  • 2023 - Week 51 - Almost a Whole Set

    Wherein I lay out another week's events but kind of phone it in. I talk about grieving the passing of my father, talk about the week before Christmas, our Christmas Eve Eve tradition of driving past other people's Christmas lights, and I share the photo of an owl.

  • 2023 - Week 50 - Not Yet Year in Review

    Wherein I point that that there's barely a week before Christmas, mention that it was Ollie's first birthday, talk a bit about how my father's death is impacting me, and how I've been feeling a bit under the weather for a variety of reasons.

  • 2023 - Week 49 - Bereavement

    Wherein I discuss grieving my father, my reaction to the movie The Whale, touch on my thoughs abouot Christmas, Fortnite, and Advent of Code,

  • 2023 - Week 48 - Death in the Family

    Wherein I discuss my father's recent passing, dealing with chronic pain, and an otherwise normal week in which I was served food by a robot because the future is now.

November 5
  • 2023 - Week 47 - Thankfulness

    Wherein I talk about another week- this one filled with paid time off, giving thanks, and generally living

  • DBT Skills - Brushing up on DEAR MAN, GIVE, and FAST

    Wherein I talk about using DEAR MAN, GIVE, and FAST DBT skills to improve communication

  • 2023 - Week 46 - Everything's Normal

    Wherein I detail another weeks' events such as the return of Waffle Day, a lovely date I had with my wife at Quiz Night in Manette, a terrifying lockdown at my daughter's school, and a nice little hike today

  • 2023 - Week 45 - Ever Onward

    Wherein I talk about marking 13 years of marriage to Lou, talk about some media consumed, and generally describe the process of the writing this post at the beginning. I think this is rather WIP and I may be back to update it...

  • 2023 - Week 44 - Ghoul-tide Week

    Halloween week reflections on gaming, family life, and personal growth in the Pacific Northwest.

October 13
September 4
August 4
  • 2023 - Week 34 - Nearly 2/3s of 2023 Gone

    Wherein I talk about the no good very bad AQI in the region, back to school shopping at the Kitsap Mall, reflection, paranormality, and some random bits and bobs

  • 2023 - Week 33 - Still Ticking

    Wherein I reflect on my travel to Minnesota and decision to put my father in hospice, lament the heat, appreciate our new deck and fenced-in side yard, as well as a few additional thoughts and experiences shared

  • 2023 - Week 32 - An Eternity Since Waffle Day

    Wherein I am very detailed about one of the most difficult weeks I've ever lived having traveled to Chicago for work only to suddenly need to travel to Minnesota for my father's ailing health with a side order of some more of "Eph's Tragic Backstory"

  • 2023 - Week 31 - The More Things Change

    Wherein I start with a bit of Climate Dread, discuss the busy-ness of the week with Lou hosting family, and discuss my impending viewing of TMNT Mutant Mayhem with the kiddos

July 5
  • 2023 - Week 30 - Leave Minnesota Forever Day

    Wherein I mark our 4th "Leave Minnesota Forever Day", recount the week 29's trip to Ocean Shores and around the Olympic Peninsula, and then recount the less eventful week 30

  • 2023 - Week 29 - [Placeholder Title]

    Wherein I promise to write a post about our trip to Ocean Shores and our drive around OLYM through Forks resulting in us finally having fully circumnavigated the Olympic Peninsula but then never actually did, apparently. There's a cute picture of Ollie on the beach, though. I should totally get back to this.

  • 2023 - Week 28 - Still Summer

    Wherein I talk about my car's repair subsequent to its repairs, taking delivery on our "new" Outback, and, you know, reflect.

  • 2023 - Week 27 - Down Hill; From Here

    Wherein I look forward to a busy August, recount our trip to Portland, Independence Day, we lived our lives, serviced one car, bought Subaru to become true PNW'ers,

  • 2023 - Week 26 - Halfway Mark

    Wherein I quickly post about our trip to Portland, Oregon.

June 4
  • 2023 - Week 25 - Father's Day and Reflection

    Reflections on Father's Day, family relationships, and local community events in Bremerton, WA.

  • 2023 - Week 24 - What... me worry?

    Wherein I try not to worry, mention seeing the amazing Across the Spider-Verse film, talk about rearranging the living including moving my workspace upstairs out of the dungeon, talk about seeing the Mariners play at T-Mobile Park again but with the kids this time, talk about the Eisenhower Matrix and dealing with disregulation, playing games with the kids, Oz's last day of school for the year, and talk about Juneteenth and more

  • 2023 - Week 23 - Cheat Week

    Wherein I lament having not actually posted this on Saturday, talk about the weather and how busy things have been, express joy about Michael's return for the Summer, talk about watching some ARG stuff on YouTube with Ozz, and cover a few other topics generally.

  • 2023 - Week 22 - Our Backstory? Tragically Delicious

    Wherein I talk about watching movies and TV shows, hiking on the Olympic Peninsula at Doeswollips and Mt. Walker, and continue to consider my future

May 4
  • 2023 - Week 21 - Week in, Week out

    Wherein I talk about feeling S.A.D., talk about having been sick, mention our house guest, and generally describe a mundane week around the ol' homestead

  • 2023 - Week 20 - Approaching the Halfway Mark

    Wherein I try to have Google Bard analyze an analogy, discuss an trip to Kitsap Memorial State Park for some impromptu family together time, and babble on, as I do

  • 2023 - Week 19 - If You Don't Like Your Life...

    Wherein I discuss an idea for a project we have to work on for Kitsap CREATE, meander a bit, lament the loss of Hurricane Ridge Lodge in OLYM, explain the title of the post (sorta), talk about attending a fair in Manette for Catalyst school, mention Mother's Day (food & jewelry), and think about a car that's just been sitting for so long in our neighborhood

  • 2023 - Week 18 - Emptying Nest

    Wherein I have ChatGPT produce an apology for an incomplete post that I hoped to update (spoiler, I didn't)

April 6
  • 2023 - Week 17 - Time Keeps On Slipping

    Wherein I talk about getting teeth implanted in my head, Ozz's acting class, Ozz's standardized testing, Lou and I updating our IDs, and having an adventure in Steilacoom

  • 2023 - Week 16 - Keepin' Calm, Carryin' On

    Wherein I talk about getting a new waffle maker, seeing the Super Mario Bros. Movie with the kiddos, Lou and I changed our names, our adventures at the Social Security Administration, our first puppy socialization class, attending Kitsap CREATE, and more

  • The Ephemeral Internet

    Often people have long considered the Internet forever. Joe Rogan's character on News Radio compared content on the Internet with pee in a pool. That's not really so. I've found that, over time, huge swaths of the Internet have simply vanished. This post, which probably may have made more sense on ephbaum.dev, is my toast to the slow churn and erosion of the Internet.

  • 2023 - Week 15 - Another Full Week

    Wherein I talk about my surprise by how much I loved Puss in Boots- The Last Wish, the triggers of Easter, replacing our shower handle cartridges, Ollie's first PNW hike, and some other stuff

  • 2023 - Week 14 - The Days Are Just Packed

    Wherein I talk about going out with Lou a couple times, including a movie at the Roxy & dinner at Remedy Speakeasy, Ollie's first puppy class, Lou and I meeting up with friends from out of town in Seattle and catching a game at T-Mobile Park, and various other things of interest from our week

  • 2023 - Week 13 - Spring has Sprung

    Wherein I talk about all the Springs, Ollie, Ozz' acting class, getting impression molds for teeth implants, getting a new VR headset for Ozz (and my experience w/ BPPV), Ozz' spring break, and some other topics

March 4
  • 2023 - Week 12 - Miles Apart

    Ollie is learning - We watched Loot - Checked off TODOs - A cousin passed away - Lou on a trip for Strengthen Families - Doughnuts

  • 2023 - Week 11 - One More At Home

    Wherein I talk about our son Mikey's return home for his Spring Break, a Sunday trip to Seattle to support Tris' art, some efforts Lou made on the ongoing journey to update our home, celebrated self-care, and lamented Michael's too-soon return to Iowa

  • 2023 - Week 10 - Slowly Recovering

    Wherein I discuss the long recovery time of COVID and challenges related to focus, hitting level 200 in Fortnite for Chapter 4 Season 1, picking up Mikey from the airport, reflect on a shorter than desired hike at Illahee, Daylight Saving, and a forthcoing trip to Seattle to get Ramen at see Tris' art showing

  • 2023 - Week 9 - A Week Lost to COVID

    Wherein I lament the entire family catching and fighting COVID while trying to raise puppy, also we celebrate Tris' 23rd birthday and her artwork being displayed at Yoroshiku in Wollingford, Seattle, WA

February 4
  • 2023 - Week 8 - When Your Luggage Goes to Alaska Without You (WIP)

    Wherein I talk about Oz's twelfth birthday, our new puppy Ollie, our trip to, and return from, Arizona, and, unfortunatley did not yet finish the post.

  • 2023 - Week 7 - The Calm Before the Puppy Storm

    Wherein I look forward to our Arizona trip, reflect on my job "post burnout", wonder at Lou's crochet and my pride at their begining to write again, note Oz's enjoyment of their acting class, note the "UFO" talk in the news and the Turkey/Syria quake's death toll being over 40k, and I chatted with ChatGPT about the distinction between fear and excitement

  • 2023 - Week 6 - Planning Adventure, Remembering the Journey

    Wherein I discuss our planning our trip to Pheonix, AZ, praising Lou's ability juggle all the things, lament our scattered belongings, talk about my Thursday hike on a Friday, reflect on a journal from 2016, and my excitement at the prospect of soon seeing cacti in person again (while thinking about a trip here in 2019)

  • 2023 - Week 5 - On Spy Balloons and Purple Hair

    Wherein I mark the 1/12th mark of the 2023 by recalling 2013, talk about the "spy balloon" over Montana, Lou dying their hair purple, we got a blanket for an allergen test for Oz, Lou crocheted some stuff, the spy balloon was shot down over the ocean of the Carolinas.

January 5
  • 2023 - Week 4 - Next - A Longer Birthmaspalooza Break (WIP)

    Lou's Birthday and Bigger than Roe, I describe Thursday Hikes. The Earth's core stopped spiining. We started watching The Last of Us. We found a breeder for an American Hairless. Watched shows, movies, and played games. My father's colon cancer returned. Footage was released of Tyre Nichols death.

  • 2023 - Week 3 - Another Week (WIP)

    Another "WIP" project post as I tried to get into the swing of writing these posts. It's the first mention of wanting to get a dog. I also mention how important hiking meditation has become to me. I link to a couple of lovely things Lou has made and lament the slow progress on my 2023 goals, which I hadn't defined.

  • 2023 - Week 2 - Ramping Up, Doing Stuff (WIP)

    Second weekly Saturday post for 2023 - I'm hesitant, tentative, and unsure. I talked about trying to buy a washer/dryer combo unit and Oz's acting class. Also starting to play Infinity RPG and talked about loving this place where we live. And more. It was a post, get off my back about it.

  • 2023 - Week 1 - So Long 2022, Hello 2023 (WIP)

    My first "Saturday Post" based on a commitment I made to myself to post every Saturday through 2023.

  • About Us

    This was the about-us page for ephandlou.com, it is captured here now for posterity despite there no longer being Eph & Lou

2022 5
August 1
April 2
March 1
February 1
  • Fallsview Canyon Hike

    We took a lovely Winter hike at Fallsview Canyon Campground in Olympic National Forest. This is the story of that adventure.